You’ve been spotted – don’t think she’s going to let you get away
Here she comes… who’s she?? It’s beatrice…
xxxxxxpet me ladyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxor I’ll butt your knees
Come on lady, I don’t have all day – What are you waiting for??
This weekend, I had to break down and mow some grass. I admit it; I have developed a Scrooge-ish double hatred of mowing grass. First because now that I have cows to feed, grass = food. Mowing grass feels like throwing food away and I have a real issue with that. Second because I hate wasting gas on something that could easily be performed by hand or by animal and that bugs me too. It was some green, juicy grass; the men would have happily done that job.
But alas, that field isn’t fenced and won’t be for a while, so while it pained me to do it, I had to break down and mow. But that’s not really the story.
The story is Beatrice. Beatrice is one wacky heifer. I thought Honey was the one who would end up knocking me on my can one day. But next to Beatrice, Honey is darn near shy.
Talk about gawky & awkward … here’s honey in all her teen-aged glory. All the calves go through a homely phase between one and two years, but my goodness. With a leggy, all elbows and knees look like this, surely she’ll be a supermodel one day…
Honey went through a quad-chasing phase which was both funny and alarming, but she seems to have outgrown it. But even at her sassiest, Honey has a healthy respect for tractors, weed-whackers and other scary machinery. And the other “normal” calves? They stay far, far away from all that stuff.
Beatrice’s first week, she left the herd and her mom and chased the tractor all the way up the hill and to the gate after I delivered hay one morning. I had to get down and chase her away by flapping my arms, jumping around and yelling just so I could drive the tractor through the gate. And don’t think she took that without some head shaking sass.
The next unusual Beatrice encounter was when I had to take the weed-whacker and trim the grass under the electric fence. Most of the calves (and cows) are rightly fearful of me with this scary-looking noisy gadget and keep their distance. Not Beatrice. She actually chased after me and wanted to get her face right into the action. Very odd.
Yesterday was the first time the calves have seen the brush hog at work. It’s noisy. And most calves think it’s scary. Not you-know-who.
Beatrice saw that rig coming and ran right up to get a better look. She chased me all the way along the fence line and looked really sad when I turned and drove away. I can tell right now, pasture mowing will be a bit of a challenge with Beatrice around.
Are you talkin’ to me??
Remember Beatrice’s kidnapping incident? I may owe Zay an apology accusing her of kidnapping and all. As unlikely as it was, Beatrice is just the sort of girl to sneak out and party all night leaving her mom crazy with worry….. sorry Zaymonster!
I’m kind of excited about a few new things going on around here. I’ll admit I have never been all that fond of gardening chores. I think it’s the relentlessness. I enjoy gardening some days, and I find a job well done very satisfying. And then I’ve had enough for a while.
Today, the garden I slavishly weeded yesterday has weeds. Already. Overnight. Can you think of a better word than relentless? Thankless? Never-ending? Merciless?
Yet, each year something about the garden draws me in a little deeper. I have threatened to do this for a while, but resisted. Last year, I even went so far as to buy most of the supplies but didn’t get to the project in time.
But this year is the year. I’m leaving the kiddie pool and am headed definitively towards the deep end. Maybe too deep – we’ll see how long it takes before weeds are overtaking even my dreams…
What am I talking about? Starting my own seeds, silly! This year I’ll have veggies you can’t buy at the store… the secret to amazing pickles? it’s all about amazing cucumbers…
As ambivalent as I am about gardening, you know what I am wholeheartedly fond of? Good food.
Food from the kitchen garden hooked me. Get used to it and there’s no going back. Recipes now begin not at the grocery, but in the seed catalog. Like the old timers, I’m starting to plan things I want to cook a year or two in advance – because to have the right ingredients, I have to grow it myself.
I’m sure I’ve gone way overboard, but I’ll give it my best. I’m planning things that add pleasure to my winters, are fun to give as gifts, go well with my other favorite things like cheese and charcuterie and in general will add summer sunshine to dark snow-filled days.
And don’t think I’m planting just for myself. I’ve got a few treats in store for the Ladies too. Fodder beets and pumpkins anyone? I can’t wait to dish those out once fresh grass is a distant memory.
This quirky-sweet book, Eat More Dirt by Ellen Sandbeck, has been on my shelves for some time, and it’s always good grazing. I savor a morsel here and a bit there, then put it back and forget about it. I bought the book a while ago, sometime just after 9/11. Who knew then that I would be living on a farm with a bunch of funny bovine Ladies? Surely not me…
Today, this quote from the introduction really grabbed me, I suppose because it so well explains what’s been happening to me since we bought this farm:
“ We love that which we know intimately. No lover ever knew his beloved better than a gardener knows his garden. Learning to love a single small plot of earth is a good start toward learning to be protective of our beautiful little planet.”
But do I own this farm? Or does it own me? I’ll have to get back to you on that…
This is no kitchen garden – it’s a field! Freshly plowed, ready for disking & soon to be planted with corn, fodder beets and pumpkins plus a few surprises to come…
This post is part of Simple Lives Thursday. What’s that you ask? It’s an ambitious and enlightening collection of posts from bloggers all over about issues near and dear to my heart: real food and natural living. Check it out!
Monday Moo-sings: In which we share random farm happenings, snapshots & recipes
xOnly one way to take Beatrice’s picture: catch her when she’s sleeping…
“There is only one thing about which I shall have no regrets when my life ends. I have savored to the full all the small, daily joys. The bright sunshine on the breakfast table; the smell of the air at dusk; the sound of the clock ticking; the light rains that start gently after midnight; the hour when the family come home; Sunday-evening tea before the fire! I have never missed one moment of beauty, not ever taken it for granted. Spring, summer, autumn, or winter. I wish I had failed as little in other ways.”
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-Agnes Sligh Turnbull
Play, eat, sleep, repeat. These kids definitely savor to the full all the small, daily joys.
Babies like to nap together on a big pile of hay. Bovine daycare for frazzled Moms.
Fritz & Google rise & shine
Suzette is a perfect lady, always polite and demure
Max says a good power nap and a few big stretches works wonders
Why do we call him Google? No idea except he’s kind of funny. Check out those teeth!
Bess says just because she’s a year old now doesn’t mean she isn’t funny anymore…
Well Bess, I can’t deny the truth in that. You ARE a funny girl. OK people, you have your mission. What small, daily joys have you appreciated?
Monday Moo-sings: random farm happenings, snapshots & recipes
Look what big lugs Zig and Axel are today...
I’ve mentioned this before, but maybe you forget. Some of my cows come from a long line of well trained working cows. Devons have long been a drover favorite because of their hardiness and peppiness – they are the fastest walking breed of cow you know.
Of course, just like work for humans is different than it was 200 years ago, cow jobs are a little different too. Visit Colonial Wiliamsburg, Historic Brattonsville, Mt. Vernon, The Farmers Museum and you’ll see oxen acting out the jobs their ancestors used to do so we can remember the way life was way back when.
If you’re paying attention, you’ll notice Devon cattle in the movies and on TV here and there. The lure of Hollywood is great – when it pays off, it pays big, but sometimes you have to wait on a lot of tables to become an overnight sensation….
M.J. Knight from Ulysses Livestock Conservancy in Pennsylvania once took her entire herd to be part of the cast of The Village. Not your typical day at the office.
And Uncle Pat from Ox Hill Devons has now gone full time Hollywood. Hit the big time. No more hash slinging for Pat. No sir-ee.
I call him Uncle Pat because he is Uncle to our steer, Zig and Axel. Zig and Axel were two of our very first calves and my word are they a pair of gentle giants today. Their mothers, Zay and Suki were the daughter and granddaughter of Pat’s mother and aunt. Pat was trained by Howard and Andrew Van Ord from Russell Pennsylvania and with his mate Willie has traveled far and wide demonstrating the value of oxen and Devon cattle.
Well, wouldn’t you know, late in life Pat got a big promotion. You can check it out here:
I think it’s safe to say Pat isn’t letting Hollywood go to his head.
I mentioned Pat’s new gig to Zig and Axel at dinner and they didn’t really seem to be all that interested. Well, apparently I was mistaken because later, when everyone else was out butting heads and wrestling around, where were Zig & Axel??
Zig & Axel tell me they’re too busy polishing their resumes and looking for agents. They say they’ll have their people get in touch with my people….
Monday Moo-sings: In which we share random happenings, snapshots & recipes
I don’t know if you noticed I stood you up last Thursday, but it’s been a little exhausting around here. I know we’re small. Two calves in one day is no big deal on a large farm. But you haven’t met these calves. I know Milking Devons make some amazing milk, but these moms must make rocket fuel.
Just after dawn, Molly says hello to little Max
The first day for new babies is usually kind of quiet – being born is tough business and they spend much of that day tucked into a warm place getting some battery-charging sleep. But the second and third days, look out. Those poor moms spend hours running after their kids trying to get them to listen. Which doesn’t work any better for cow moms than it does for human ones. The more the calves get chased, the more fun the game. I haven’t figured out how to tell the Ladies if they just turned and walked away, those babies would run right back.
Of course, along with the exhaustion are some moments of heart-warming charm and cuteness. Like this morning, when all three babies were playing inside the barn. Chasing each other around the posts, zooming around the corners, jumping and bucking like puppies with wild eyes and tongue-lolling grins.
Both Bling and Molly had their babies on Thursday. Molly early in the morning, Bling late in the evening. Molly’s kind of a pro and a bit wild at heart, so she passed on the maternity ward and chose instead to hide in the brush pile. I knew I’d find a baby when I couldn’t find Molly. Now, you’d need to see her to appreciate just what a wide load Molly is. And if you did, you’d see what a feat it is for her to make herself invisible. Since it was a warm, dry and sunny day, Molly and Max spent their first day napping together in the sun.
For Bling, it was a different kind of day.
Bling is young and this is just her second calf. She’s such a goofball, with her funny way of always seeming surprised, it’s hard to know what to expect from her. She was fussy all day, pacing up and down and going off by herself. She was still fussing at dinnertime and I wanted to be able to grab her if things weren’t going well, so I locked her inside the barn and everyone else out.
After a few hours of discomfort and fussiness, hello Beatrice! Once she was up, licked & fed, I was able to lock them inside a stall. Then, everyone else could come back in for the night and I could finally head in for my dinner.
Friday morning, all’s looking good – the Ladies are outside eating hay and Bling’s looking perky but calm, peeking over her stall for room service. Zay, as usual, was trolling around outside the stall looking for ways to steal Bling’s breakfast.
I didn’t see the baby right away, but the hay was piled up pretty high, and napping babies tuck down pretty low. Since Bling wasn’t fussing, there didn’t seem to be any cause for alarm. But, when I filled the water buckets and I still couldn’t see any little lumps, I went in and started pawing through the hay. I still can’t believe it, but it’s true. No baby. Anywhere inside the barn.
Now, clearly it’s not impossible, but pretty unbelievable.
Trying not to panic, I head out towards the herd at the hay bales. Where could she be? Well, over by the bales, tucked into the brambles was a tiny lump. There she was, curled up, all alone, taking a power nap. How did she get there? It’s such an unlikely hike for a brand newbie with no clue about where she is. Well, I have no witnesses, but I’m pretty sure I know what went down.
Little Beatrice hidden in the brambles
I haven’t told you much about our Zay-monster. Good thing she’s so amazingly beautiful, because her only other endearing quality is the fact that she’s such an outstanding mother. So outstanding in fact, she steals other Lady’s babies.
Suki had her baby first this year, and she doesn’t take crap from Zay. Molly’s a little scared of Zay, but she hasn’t forgotten her wild ways and still has a few tricks up her sleeve. But Bling? Bling’s no match for a troll like Zay.
Bling takes candy from strangers, and will tell anybody anything if they scratch her chin and tell her how pretty she is. It seems Bling’s little one slipped out under the gate and Zay spirited her off and hid her in the brambles.
Unscathed by her adventure, little Beatrice wasn’t having any parts of letting me get close enough to pick her up and carry her back to her mom in the barn. So, I went for plan B – lock up the kidnapper and turn Bling out for some undisturbed maternal bonding. Happy mom that she is, Bling went running straight to Beatrice & resumed her so rudely interrupted motherly duties.
The alleged kidnapper behind bars...not looking very remorseful to me..
Bling chases Beatrice right...
and does her best to tell Beatrice not to take rides from strangers
Whew – another day survived with just a few minor incidents. Soon enough these little ones will pick their own favorite spots, stop crashing into the fences and become much more predictable. Can’t happen soon enough for me.
We need a nap!
How can you be grumpy in the face of this much joy?
I admit I was in a bit of a hurry this morning and not pleased about this everlasting mud. I was rushing to get the hay delivered while the ground was at least a tiny bit frozen.
Despite my hurry, I couldn’t help but stop and appreciate this little pleasure.
She’s one happy heifer with a busy schedule full of running, jumping & discovering
Our newest little one hasn’t seen the hay delivery yet. In fact, she hasn’t seen anything before and each discovery seems to be a new delight for this playful and happy-natured girl.
Now you see her…xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxNow you don’t. Pretty quick….
Inspector Honey at work. did You think she was going to mind her own business?
Only the hardest heart would not be lifted…